I Don’t Trade Options Often, But When I Do I Listen To Jimmybob

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He's the most seasoned options trader in the world.  Some of you may know he recently turned $2k into $200k, but here are some little known facts about option millionaires star Jimmybob:

  1. He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
  2. He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
  3. He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
  4. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
  5. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
  6. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
  7. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
  8. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
  9. His shirts never wrinkle.
  10. He is left-handed. And right-handed.
  11. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
  12. He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
  13. You can see his charisma from space.
  14. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
  15. He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
  16. If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
  17. His blood smells like cologne.
  18. His organ donation card also lists his beard.
  19. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
  20. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
  21. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
  22. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
  23. The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
  24. His hands feel like rich brown suede.
  25. He owns three sports cars and rents five.
  26. He once taught a horse to read email for him.
  27. He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
  28. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
  29. He is the most interesting man in the world.



Known to most as Uranium Pinto Beans, Jason has more than 15 years under his belt of trading stocks, options and currencies. His expertise primarily lies in chart analysis, and he has a strong eye for undervalued stock. Because he’s got the ability to identify great risk/reward trades he usually enjoys taking the path less traveled and reaping the benefits from the adventure.

He is a co-founder of Option Millionaires, and he is best known for his weekly webinars with Scott, as well as his high level training webinars and charts found in the forums.

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13 thoughts on “I Don’t Trade Options Often, But When I Do I Listen To Jimmybob”

  1. What a great set of commercials.  I’ll be fast forwarding through and when I see his face I go back and watch.  Almost every time I’m laughing out loud.

  2.  And he sang something like this ;-P

     ” ” ” the night got deathly quiet and his face lost all expression Said, “If you’re gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right” You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em Know when to walk away and know when to run  ” ” ”

    keep up the good work guys OPTIONS = $

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