The Perfect Trader

perfect trader

Sold for a loss?  Sorry to hear that.  I've never sold for a loss.  My cognitive proprietary formulas alert me to a losing position before the loss is ever incurred.  I have never owned a losing position... ever.

I am the perfect trader.  I draw the charts before the price runs its course.  Support and resistance are terms utilized to reflect my opinion on a stock, they are not trendlines, a perfect trader has no need for trendlines.  Although if they did, they would likely mirror the sweet curves of my ridiculously hot inflatable girlfriend.

I am the perfect trader.  When I see a weak stock, I call for further weakness, when that weakness turns to strength I have already moved on.  Perfect!

Stock options trade 24 hours, 7 days a week for me.  Futures ramping higher yet I hold puts?  No worry I have already closed out my bearish bets.  The mere mortals who followed me into the trade will incur massive losses.  I will tell them to be more nimble next time.

I populate my twitter account with mindless banter.  A perfect trader is bored and while the mere mortals scour news, charts, and SEC filings to look for an edge, they have no time to post 20 conceited, arrogant, and perfect tweets.  Time is one thing I have.  I am always right ........ the only work I need to do is pump my ego into the stratosphere.

Here are a few I have been saving for you:

#Yoda Yoda was in my live webinar today wondering how I closed out my $AAPL puts on a Sunday - go figure.... looks like he's never traded on Tatooine before

#MOONJOCKY  Yep, Us perfect traders like to coin new phrases.

#Belikeme Don't Just Sell for a Profit Buy low Sell Higher

#YEP I'm short brains and long profits in statistical terms

#ChartStrong If I was a chart my RSI would be 101, I'm that freaking strong

#wivesareoverrated Members join me today while I impart to you another day in the life of perfection... on a side note:  My wife hates me.

#followme If a perfect trader makes a bad trade in the woods... do his followers see it?

#Perfect How many winning trades could a perfect trader trade if a perfect trader could trade good?

You think I'm a perfect trader?  Just wait to you see my blindfolded teddy bear trade.


Known to most as Uranium Pinto Beans, Jason has more than 15 years under his belt of trading stocks, options and currencies. His expertise primarily lies in chart analysis, and he has a strong eye for undervalued stock. Because he’s got the ability to identify great risk/reward trades he usually enjoys taking the path less traveled and reaping the benefits from the adventure.

He is a co-founder of Option Millionaires, and he is best known for his weekly webinars with Scott, as well as his high level training webinars and charts found in the forums.

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