The $19 billion purchase of WhatsApp last week by Facebook has people looking for the next big thing. What 3 year old company is the next one to be bought out for billions of dollars? Who will be the next sloppy haired, tinsel-toothed Harvard dropout to rake in a massive payday?
Analysts are touting the WhatsApp acquisition as a great move for Facebook. Where else can you get almost 500 million users of one product for such an attractive price? It's all about users these days. Profits? Nah. Revenue? Nah. Users? Heck yeah! By 2016, at current growth rates, there will be over 1.5 billion WhatsApp users.
What if I told you there was an even better acquisition down the road for Facebook? An acquisition that will wipe clean the fears of growth for the company? Why look at fresh, young companies when significant potential lies with strong, profitable and dividend-issuing companies?
You want to buy users on the cheap? I have two words for you: Toilet paper!
Advertisements have never looked better on a dual ply sheet of lightly scented toilet paper. I'm not sh*tting you: this is literally an untapped market place.
Imagine the possibilities here. Not only can you monetize the toilet paper business via advertising, you can also customize the experience for customers.
Not a Tony Romo fan? Get a case of TP with Tony Romo's face on it. The cleanup has never been this much fun before.
Sherman dissing your favorite female NFL analyst? Buy a case of customized Richard Sherman toilet paper and let him know how you feel 2 to 3 times a day.
A few months from now, when Facebook buys out Kimberly Clark for $1.5 trillion or when you're cleaning yourself up with your most hated sports rival's face or that of an old cheating ex-lover? Remember, it was here you heard about it first. We pride ourselves at OptionMillionares.com in being first to bring a trade, or an idea to our readers.
Now, excuse me: I need to order another case of Ben Bernancke Aloe, Finely Pulped TP before I run out.
Have a great day!
I couldn’t stop laughing UPB!! That was awesome!! Point well taken:)